Multivitamins or vomit-inducing caps?

 I’m not going to trade Propan with iron for any other multivitamins. No siree… For one, it helps me sleep better in the day, and it’s responsible for my weight gain–a thing which delighted my mom & bro & sis at their wit’s end.

But yesterday they gave out free capsules of Pharmaton, so I said, what the heck just get them. I didn’t take it in the morning since it’s an energy-booster. I took it after my bath & before I got dressed. While I was busy with self-ministrations, the rituals of metrosexuality bullshit, I felt the onset of a tummy revulsion. It took quite some time to identify the sensation as a prelude to a minor bout of throwing up. So I ran to the bathroom, fully dressed in my workclothes and all, and I was heaving nothing up on account of I had eaten nothing for the last ten hours.

Now I’m wondering was it because I took the caps on an empty stomach, or because it was too ridiculously big for a multivitamin capsule…that made me throw-up?

I’m guessing it’s A, but I’d be too stubborn to admit, so I’m settling with B.

I rest my case.