The Cobain-Groban project

Collect twenty four termites. Put up an ad for twenty four mean, bibulous but hardworking wood munchers.

Halve them into two teams.

Set aside in glass containers.

Get two blocks of wood; same size & type. On two different soundproofed rooms, prepare a stereo & set them at the same volume.

Room A & B should get one block & a dozen termites.

Now we subject them to music.

Room A rocks to Groban’s Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring; whereas Room B resonates with Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit.

After 3 minutes, and make sure the music stops simultaneously, remove the dirty dozen from each block of wood. (You might want to get twissors or surgical tweezers to pry them from the assaulted wood)

It is advised to drop the little rascals on a pyre to ensure their death. If you’re a pacifist, just leave them in their glass cages & have them munch  the material until they eventually give up trying & succumb to death. Yeah, like that’s any less cruel.

Anyway, it is no longer my business how you dispose of the artists.

Prepare a framelike material & put the woodblocks side by side.

Label them: Cobain - Groban.

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