alter egos

I think I can put my lankiness to good use by pulling a Sheldon this Halloween.

I so wish I had this tv color bars shirt! Anyone can agree that it’s like the universal tee that’s so recognizably Sheldonistic.

That said, I think this calls for one biting Sheldonism: “Oh, I’m sorry. Did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self worth?”

Is that sufficient? Ok, moving on.

Kate Middleton. Hats, scarves, suit dresses, and heels of dignified altitude. (I think pumps & anything beyond 5″ is edging on slutty) I guess the formula’s as simple as that. I can maybe try to whip up an ensemble that will channel the Duchess. (That’s all I can manage, seeing as I don’t have those eyes, charming dimples and oh yeah, the title).

Don’t think I’m on a streak of megalomania or somesuch but I’d probably be dressing up as ‘God’ to our all white-themed Christmas party.
  
(But with heels, and a slimmer suit I’ll probably look like a gay Korean pop icon. But what the heck, right?)

Happy Holidays! I hope we can all enjoy the season despite it’s notoriously overcommercialized feel.#